Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Terrible idea I love it
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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