Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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