Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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