your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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