Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I think people are normalizing furries
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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