your room smells of hookers.
And success
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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