Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
