so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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