he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
