You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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