is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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