They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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