I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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