its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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