jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
God I need to hump something, right now.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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