I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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