Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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