everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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