I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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