The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My room smells like vodka and shame
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Randomize
