playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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