I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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