Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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