so explain again why im purple
no
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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