I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize