I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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