how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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