Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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