Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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