so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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