did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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