you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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