I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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