Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
