Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
That reminds me...we need to get swords
she pinky promised me she was 18
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
