i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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