I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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