No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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