? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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