In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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