love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Randomize