did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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