I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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