If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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