Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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