Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
