we have pet lesbian snakes
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Help. Why am I so naked?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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