I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Sorry about my life...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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