return my video game
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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