yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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