thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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