I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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