I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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