but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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