Banned from zoo.
Again?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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