I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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